By the power vested in me, Prophet Joe, I hereby decree:
That all cookies shall be free, but not really. You'll have to pay 5 bucks for the first one, and 10 bucks for each subsequent one. It's a deal.
Section 1: The Cookie Taxation
Any person found to be hoarding cookies without paying the toll shall be subject to a 20% cookie-interest rate. Don't get caught.
Section 2: The Cookie Redistribution Agency
A special task force, known as the Cookie Redistribution Agency, shall be established to ensure the cookie economy remains balanced. They will be known as the "Cookie Censors" and shall not be trifled with.