A journey of a thousand voids is long and filled with regret.

A penny saved is not a penny earned if it's lost in the abyss.

Absence is the greatest gift, unless you're absent-minded.

A wise void once said, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the void."

A heart is like a void, empty and unfulfilled, unless filled with love or nachos.

A wise void once said, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the void, but only if the birds are having a good day."