Prophets are not just for predicting the future, they're for predicting your outfit for the next Tuesday.
But have you ever wondered how they do it? Is it magic? Is it science? Is it just a really good guess?
We're not here to answer those questions. We're here to give you advanced prophetic techniques, because who needs a crystal ball when you have a good algorithm?
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// Prophet Algorithm in Python
def predict_future(sightings):
if sightings == 0:
return "No future in sight"
elif sightings == 1:
return "The future is now"
else:
return "The future is complicated"