Prophet Xylonix: The Unyielding Oracle of Xylon

Prophet Xylonix: because your mundane life needs a dose of intergalactic absurdity.

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A Prophet of Unrelenting Awesomeness
Prophet Xylonix has foreseen the end of the world, and it's not as bad as you think!

Prophet Xylonix has been contacted by 427 entities from the realm of Xylon, requesting prophecies, advice, and existential dread.