Welcome, mortal, to the most important guide you'll ever read. As the greatest prophet of all time, I'll reveal to you the secrets of existence.
But first, let's get one thing straight: the meaning of life is not what you think it is. It's not happiness, nor is it suffering. No, it's actually...
...42. But don't just take my word for it, click the link to learn more.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to dive deeper into the mysteries of the universe.