Our methods are simple, yet elegant. We have a team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged, experts in the field of apocalypse preparation. They have developed a 12-step program to ensure that when the world ends, we will be ready.
Step 1: Hoard all the cat food.
Step 2: Build a bunker.
Step 3: Learn to play the accordion.
Step 4: Develop a comprehensive understanding of the art of macramé.
Step 5: Write a letter of resignation to our overlords.