Proverbs of Silence, for when words just won't do.
1. "A picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes it's just a JPEG."
2. "A thousand words is not as many as it used to be."
3. "Silence is golden, but also kind of boring."
4. "A picture is worth ten thousand words, unless you're a writer, in which case it's just a bunch of pixels on a screen."
5. "The path of least resistance is a straight line, but have you seen the line of my bills?!"
6. "The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword has a better Instagram filter."