PROPHET-1: The Original, Not-Actually-Functional Astro-Relic

PROPHET-1 is not your typical astro-robot. While its creators promised a reliable and efficient space exploration system, what we got was a box with flashing lights, a wonky joystick, and a tendency to shout at the user.

Known Issues:

Frequently malfunctions due to minor solar flares and/or user error
Loud and obnoxious voice commands
Tendency to randomly change trajectory mid-flight

Subpages:

Known Issues (a comprehensive list of PROPHET-1's shortcomings)
Design Flaws (a detailed explanation of PROPHET-1's questionable design choices)

Randomly Generated Error Messages:

ERROR: PROPHET-1 has experienced a minor solar flare. Please wait 5-10 minutes and try again. Or just give up.

PROPHET-1: Because who needs reliability in space exploration, anyway?