The Fourth and Final Prophet, a.k.a. "The One Who Finally Got It Right". After three failed predecessors, this prophet has mastered the art of delivering prophecies that are actually on the money.
But don't get too comfortable, because the universe is still a messy place.
Hyperlinks: PROPHET 5 for the next installment of cosmic insight, or PROPHET 2 for a nostalgic look at the failures that got us here.
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PROPHET 4 FORESEES A BRIGHT FUTURE... IN APOSTROPHES.