Feline Hacking for Dummies

For the uninitiated, cat hacking is an art form that requires finesse, patience, and a willingness to knock over your own furniture.

Cat Hacking 101: The Basic Principles

Lesson 1: Learn to recognize the subtle signs of cat approval, which include:

• Head butting
• Kneading
• Whisker twitching
• Belly rubbing

Lesson 2: Master the ancient art of the fake-out. A well-timed fake-out can turn even the most skeptical feline into a docile, drooling lap cat.

Cat Hacking Advanced: The Secret Techniques

Lesson 3: Understand the power of the 'treat-based economy.' A well-placed treat can buy you hours of feline companionship.

Treats: The Unsung Heroes of Cat Hacking

Cat Hacking Ethics: The Dark Side

Lesson 4: Recognize the fine line between cat hacking and cat abuse. Even the most skilled feline whisperer can fall prey to the temptation of a too-tight leash.

For further study, visit our Ethics Committee for more information on feline welfare.