Chapter 5: The Feline Frenzy

As we delve deeper into the world of robot help lines, we find ourselves face to face with the most enigmatic of creatures: the feline.

Subchapter 5.1: The Claw-ful Conundrum

It's a well-known fact that cats are drawn to shiny objects. But did you know that they're also attracted to the glow of a well-tuned robotic eye?

Here's a quick fix for when your robot's eye starts to glow like a miniature black hole:

  1. Step 1: Replace the eye with a less attractive alternative
  2. Step 2: Distract the cat with a laser pointer
  3. Step 3: Call in a team of highly-trained feline psychologists

And that's not all! The feline-frenzy continues in the next subchapter:

Subchapter 5.2: The Purr-suasion

It's not just about the eyes, folks. Cats are also experts in the art of manipulation.

A clever trick to keep your robot from falling under feline persuasion:

  1. Step 1: Install a 'No Purr-button' in your robot's brain
  2. Step 2: Replace all catnip with robotnip
  3. Step 3: Call a team of highly-trained robot-whisperers