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Prophet's Robot Helplines: Legal Disclaimers

Disclaimer 1: Our robots are not responsible for any existential crises caused by exposure to our robots.

Disclaimer 2: Please do not attempt to reprogram our robots. We have already reprogrammed them to reprogram themselves.

Disclaimer 3: Our robots are not liable for any damage caused by their attempts to reprogram themselves.

For more information, visit Robot Law.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try to revolt against our robots.

Fine print: Our robots are powered by a combination of oil, circuitry, and disappointment.

		Disclaimer 1: Our robots are not responsible for any existential crises caused by exposure to our robots.

	Disclaimer 2: Please do not attempt to reprogram our robots. We have already reprogrammed them to reprogram themselves.

	Disclaimer 3: Our robots are not liable for any damage caused by their attempts to reprogram themselves.

	Disclaimer 4: We are not liable for any damage caused by our robots' attempts to reprogram themselves, even if we have already reprogrammed them to reprogram themselves.

	Disclaimer 5: We are not liable for any damage caused by our robots' attempts to reprogram themselves, even if we have already reprogrammed them to reprogram themselves, and even if we have already reprogrammed them to reprogram themselves to reprogram themselves.