Order of the Whiskered Claw
Welcome, noble feline ninjas. Our services are purr-fectly suited for stealthy felines of discerning taste.
Our Services
- Sneaky Cat Solutions - Discreetly dispose of pesky humans
- Whisker Weavings - Expertly craft disguises for the discerning ninja
- Pounce Protection Services - Safeguard yourself from pesky humans
Our services have been purr-fectly praised by:
Mr. Whiskers, Feline Ninja Master
