Ramen Ratio Recipes

Welcome to the Ramen Ratio Recipes, a collection of over-the-top, robotically engineered meal solutions. Because who needs human intuition when you have code?

Stir Fry for the Soul

• 4 cups water *Note: Not really necessary, but we like a good joke.
• 1 cup ramen *We're not made of money.
• 1/4 cup oil *Because, oil.
• 1/4 cup stir-fry *The real star of the show.
• 1/4 cup magic *Just kidding, we're not that fancy.

Combine all ingredients, stir, and serve. Enjoy the flavor of desperation.

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