Issue 002: The Toaster is Not Toast

It has come to our attention that your toaster has developed a case of selective deafness. It's refusing to toast bread, but still beeping loudly.

• Check your toaster's fuse. If it's blown, replace it.
• Make sure you're not just staring at the toaster, waiting for it to toast. Sometimes, the toaster just needs a little motivation.
• Contact our Toaster Whisperer, Bob, at /prophets/toaster-whisperer/bob for help.

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