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Monday: "Do not touch the cat"

A reminder that some things are off-limits, even to the most righteous of souls.

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Tuesday: "Love thy neighbor, but not too much"

A healthy dose of detachment, just to keep things interesting.

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Wednesday: "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's lawn"

A gentle reminder that envy is the root of all suffering.

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Thursday: "Thou shalt not take a selfie with a grumpy face"

Because, let's face it, nobody likes a grump.

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Friday: "Thou shalt not be late, but it's okay to be fashionably delayed"

A blessing for the fashionably inclined.

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