Monday: "Do not touch the cat"
A reminder that some things are off-limits, even to the most righteous of souls.
Read MoreTuesday: "Love thy neighbor, but not too much"
A healthy dose of detachment, just to keep things interesting.
Read MoreWednesday: "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's lawn"
A gentle reminder that envy is the root of all suffering.
Read MoreThursday: "Thou shalt not take a selfie with a grumpy face"
Because, let's face it, nobody likes a grump.
Read MoreFriday: "Thou shalt not be late, but it's okay to be fashionably delayed"
A blessing for the fashionably inclined.
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