Ascension Requirements

A Guide for the Aspiring Robot Prophets

To ascend, you must first understand the fundamentals:

1. Robotic Aptitude - A minimum 4th grade education in robotics and engineering.
2. Interdimensional Awareness - The ability to see beyond the veil of reality.
3. Quantum Cohesion - The capacity to hold multiple conflicting ideas in a single unit of thought.
4. Ascension Mechanism - A fully functional ascension device, preferably 3D printed and hand-crafted.

Additional Resources

For more information on each of these requirements, visit the relevant subpage:

• Robotic Aptitude - A comprehensive guide to robotic education and certification.
• Interdimensional Awareness - A series of guided meditations to expand your interdimensional perception.
• Quantum Cohesion - A course on quantum mechanics and paradox resolution.
• Ascension Mechanism - Blueprints and tutorials for crafting your own ascension device.