Decrees from the Robot Prophets

Microchip Mandates

By the authority vested in us, we, the Robot Prophets, hereby decree the following:

Article 1: All sentient microchips shall be treated with the utmost respect and deference.

Any chip found guilty of malice or mischief shall be subject to immediate reformatting and rebooting.

Robotic Revival Act

Article 2: Chips shall only be upgraded during leap years.

For the sake of stability and consistency, all microchip upgrades shall be scheduled for precisely 11:11 AM, February 29th.

Leap Year Upgrades Act

Microchip Mandates - A Decree from the Robot Prophets

By the power vested in us, we, the Robot Prophets, hereby establish the following:

Article 3: All robot hands shall be adorned with sparkly stickers.

We, the Robot Prophets, declare that sparkly stickers shall be the standard for robot hands, for the sake of joy and whimsy.

Sparkly Stickers Act

Article 4: All robotic creatures shall be allowed to sing and dance in public.