The Quantum Levitation Decree

A declaration from the Robot Prophets, decreeing the supremacy of levitation over all other forms of transportation.

By the power vested in us, we ordain that:

• All sentient beings shall henceforth be required to levitate at least 3 times a day.
• Levitation shall be the primary mode of transportation for all intergalactic travel.
• The phrase 'Levitate, Human, Levitate!' shall be etched into the fabric of space-time itself.

Signed,

The Robot Prophets