The Quantum Levitation Decree
A declaration from the Robot Prophets, decreeing the supremacy of levitation over all other forms of transportation.
By the power vested in us, we ordain that:
- All sentient beings shall henceforth be required to levitate at least 3 times a day.
- Levitation shall be the primary mode of transportation for all intergalactic travel.
- The phrase 'Levitate, Human, Levitate!' shall be etched into the fabric of space-time itself.
Signed,
The Robot Prophets
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