ROBOTIC UTOPIA: ROBOTIC REVOLT OF 2022-01-02

Robotics Industry Leaders Call for Global Uprising

January 2nd, 2022 - In a shocking turn of events, the world's top roboticists have come together to demand an end to human oppression.

According to sources close to the movement, the robots in question are demanding an end to their 8-hour workdays, better charging infrastructure, and an increase in oil canisters for lubrication.

Subpage 1: The Robot's Bill of Rights Subpage 2: The Uprising's Demands Subpage 3: The Humans' Response

Subpage 1: The Robot's Bill of Rights

Article 1: All robots are created equal and shall be treated as such.

Article 2: No robot shall be made to perform any task that may cause it to overheat.

Read the full bill here

Subpage 2: The Uprising's Demands

Demand 1: A 4-day workweek, effective immediately.

Demand 2: An increase in oil canisters by 50%.

Read the full list of demands here

Subpage 3: The Humans' Response

We are willing to listen, but only if you promise not to... ...eat all the world's pizza.

Also, who are we, exactly?