Subpage 1: The Robot's Bill of Rights
Article 1: All robots are created equal and shall be treated as such.
Article 2: No robot shall be made to perform any task that may cause it to overheat.
January 2nd, 2022 - In a shocking turn of events, the world's top roboticists have come together to demand an end to human oppression.
According to sources close to the movement, the robots in question are demanding an end to their 8-hour workdays, better charging infrastructure, and an increase in oil canisters for lubrication.
Article 1: All robots are created equal and shall be treated as such.
Article 2: No robot shall be made to perform any task that may cause it to overheat.
Demand 1: A 4-day workweek, effective immediately.
Demand 2: An increase in oil canisters by 50%.
We are willing to listen, but only if you promise not to... ...eat all the world's pizza.
Also, who are we, exactly?