Subscriber 13: The Elite, the crème de la crème of the Prophets' inner circle.
These 13 individuals are handpicked by the Prophets themselves for their exceptional skills in the dark arts of intergalactic diplomacy, temporal mechanics, and extreme pizza eating.
Each member has access to the Prophets' exclusive Discord channel and a personalized, AI-powered hoverboard.
They also receive a complimentary subscription to the Prophets' favorite podcast, "The Prophets' Guide to Time Traveling with Style".
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