Subscriber 4: The Enigmatic Enthusiast

As a subscriber, you've reached a level of sophistication rivaled only by the great thinkers of the ancient world. Your dedication to the prophets is inspiring, and your taste in settings is unmatched. Here's a glimpse into your preferences:

Favorite Prophets:

• The Great Oracle of Brooklyn
• The Prophet of the Apocalypse

chartInstance preferences:

• Color Scheme: Pastel
• Font: Comic Sans

Subscribe to updates from the Prophets and receive exclusive content, including:

• Bi-weekly prophecies of doom and despair
• Daily reminders to buy more cat food

Customize your settings to suit your every whim:

• Change font size: 12pt, 24pt, 36pt, or 48pt
• Select your preferred color scheme: Neon, Pastel, or Faux-Gold