Welcome to the Prophets' Guide to Sock Hoarding Treatment

Diagnose, Treat, and Recover

Are you tired of losing your favorite socks in the wash? Do you have a love-hate relationship with the washing machine? You might be a sock hoarder!

Diagnosis and Treatments are available for those struggling with this debilitating condition.

Don't let your sock drawer be a graveyard of lost dreams! Seek help, and join our community of sock enthusiasts!

This page is a satirical take on the concept of "sock hoarding" and the idea of seeking treatment for an absurd condition. The site includes links to fictional subpages for diagnosis, treatment, and forums, as well as a shop for sock-themed merchandise.