In a time before time, when gods roamed the land and socks were the fabric of the universe, there existed a great civilization of Sockians.
These Sockians were a mighty people, known for their mastery of the ancient art of sock-making.
They harnessed the power of yarn and thread to create garments that defied the laws of fashion, bending the very fabric of reality to their will.
But their greatest achievement was the creation of the Sock of the Ancients, a mystical artifact said to grant its wearer unparalleled toe-wiggling power.