In a world where prophets walked among us, none were as revered as Isaac the Ankle Ankle Prophet, the patron of footwear and the bringer of the first socks.
His teachings were simple: "Wear socks, for the feet of the gods are not to be seen."
Learn more about the Socks of the Ancients and their impact on our world today.
But that's not all, folks! The Sandalists also had a say in the matter, and their tales of sandals and the gods are not to be missed.