In a land before time, where the skies were perpetually grey and the air reeked of despair, Noah embarked on a quest for the legendary Natty Numbersocks.
Legend has it that these mystical socks were woven from the very fabric of existence, imbued with the power to grant their wearer unparalleled style and an unrelenting sense of purpose.
Noah braved the treacherous Mountains of Mundaneity, crossed the River of Rationality, and traversed the Forest of Finitude, all in pursuit of his goal.
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