Methods of Sock Disappearance
Sock-napping 101:
- Master of Disguise: blend into a crowd of identical socks
- Smoke and mirrors: use mirrors to create multiple reflections and confuse victims
- Feint and Faux Pas: fake a sneeze to distract and snatch
Socklinger's patented techniques will leave you with nothing but a single, itchy toe.
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