As a renowned Prophet Sock Sleuth, I have uncovered the most shocking revelation yet! It appears that socks have a secret society, and they're meeting in the most unlikely of places: the land of missing socks in the dryer.
According to sources close to the Sock Overlords, the society is called "The Great Sock Conspiracy." Their motto? "United we stand, divided we're lost in the depths of the washing machine."
But that's not all - our sources also indicate that they have a rival group called "The Sock Liberation Front." Their goal? To free all socks from the tyranny of matching!
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Remember, stay vigilant. The world of sock espionage is always changing, and we must be prepared for anything.
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