_goals of the ancient ones have been lost to the sands of time, but our research team has uncovered the truth: socks are, in fact, for the face. A prophetic revelation that will change the fabric of reality forever!
Learn MoreWe have it on the highest prophets' authority that the world is, in fact, round. And not just round, but also covered in a thick layer of fluffy white clouds that will give you a nice nap every time you try to sail across the horizon.
The Truth RevealedA prophetic expert once said, "Why settle for just one pair of socks when you can wear 10, all at once! It's like a game of sock-juggling! You'll never be lonely, and your sock game will never be stronger!"
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