Prophets' Socks: The Smelly Truth

Welcome to the most esteemed and revered institution of prophetic sock-smelling in all the land! Our prophets have spent centuries mastering the art of predicting the aroma of the future, and we're not afraid to share it with you.

Learn more about our storied past Discover our mission to smell out the future Meet the prophets behind the smell

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The Prophets' Socks organization has been around since the dawn of time, with our founder, a wise and venerable prophet named Bob, predicting the aroma of the first sandwich in ancient Egypt.

Meet the prophets who make it all happen Learn about our heroes who've smelled out the most epic of futures Read about the legendary Prophet Bob, our founder and chief prophet