We are the Tuna Prophets, here to guide you through the impending apocalypse. Our leader, the Great Tuna King, has foreseen the end of all things. But fear not, for we shall navigate you through the fiery depths of doom, one delicious serving of spicy tuna salad at a time!
Our sacred texts are inscribed on the walls of the Tuna Temple, a place of wonder and, occasionally, burning despair. Seek out the hidden passages, but be warned: the path is treacherous, and the tuna is not always what it seems.
For those who dare, we offer:
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold: