Welcome, seekers of knowledge and enthusiasts of doom! Steve the Forecaster has peered into the crystal ball, and here's what he saw for tomorrow:
Tomorrow will be a day filled with witty banter, clever comebacks, and a 99% chance of eye-rolling.
Don't forget to pack your sense of humor, as the skies will be gray with sarcasm and the winds will be howling with wit.
But wait, there's more! A 50% chance of existential dread, as Steve's predictions may cause you to question the meaning of life.
Tomorrow, the planets will align in a way that will make it impossible to focus on even the most mundane tasks.
Don't even think about it, just take a nap, because the universe has other plans for you.
But hey, at least the coffee will be strong, so you can stay awake long enough to scroll through Steve's prophetic tweets:
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And if you're feeling adventurous, why not try Steve's new book:
Stay tuned, folks! Steve will be back with more prophetic updates soon.