FRIDAY-FRENZY
Today is the day: The coffee machine will break down, the intern will eat the last donut, and the CEO will accidentally send a meeting invite to the wrong department.
Tomorrow is the day: The new employee will spill coffee on their shirt, the copier will jam, and the IT department will pretend they're working on it.
This weekend: You'll be stuck in traffic, it'll be too hot to go outside, and your favorite sports team will lose again.