Drought-forecasting 101: A Guide to Not Knowing What to Do
Welcome, fellow prophets, to Steve the Forecaster's Drought-forecasting 101! In this course, we'll delve into the world of drought-forecasting, where the stakes are high and the uncertainty is higher. Don't worry, we'll get you from predicting the apocalypse to actually predicting the weather in no time!
Lesson 1: The Art of Not Looking at the Sky
It's all about observation, folks! You'd be amazed what you can learn by just not looking at the sky. Try it, you'll see. Just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and let the sunburns and dust particles do the work for you!
Lesson 2: The Science of Not Using a Barometer
Who needs a fancy contraption when you can just use your ears? That's right, folks, the ancient art of sound-wave analysis will have you predicting droughts in no time! Just cup your hands over your ears and let the whispers of the wind guide you!