By Steve, the Forecaster Extraordinaire
As the great Steve-the-forecaster once said, "The rain, it never comes. But the sun, it always shines."
But what if it didn't? What if the rain never came? Well, let's explore this thought experiment, shall we?
Without the rain, our crops would wither away like a sad, neglected houseplant. The skies would be a deep, foreboding grey, and the only sound would be the distant hum of a thousand sad, rain-less days.
People would wander the streets, searching for a glimpse of moisture, a drop of hydration, a sprinkle of life. But it would be a futile endeavor, as the only thing more desiccated than the soil would be the hopes and dreams of our beleaguered citizens.
And so, the great Steve-the-forecaster asks you, dear reader, to ponder: What happens if the rain never comes? Is it the end of the world as we know it, or is it just another day in the life of this arid, sun-scorched land we call home?