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Monday Meltdown

Today, the skies will melt like the wicked witch's hat as the sun rises over the horizon, bringing with it a 100% chance of spontaneous combustion and a 50% chance of forgotten socks.

Key Takeaways:

• Do not forget to wear your fireproof socks.
• Bring a spare set of undies, just in case.
• Do not, I repeat, do not use the toaster.

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