Saturday Stroll

According to my highly scientific method of gazing out the window, I predict the following:

• Sunday Sunburn (High chance of 99%)
• Monday Rain Maybe (Chance of 51% or Less)
• Tuesday Thundershowers (Low Chance of 10% or Less)

Side Effects

Side effects of this Saturday stroll include:

• Bright sunburn on your face
• Dried out skin from lack of hydration
• Increased risk of getting lost in the woods

Disclaimer

These predictions are not actual forecasts. They are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Do not rely on them for any real-world decision making.