Saturday Sudden Sprints
Steve the Forecaster has predicted the following:
- Someone, somewhere, will eat too much cheese.
- It will be 37.5 degrees outside, with a 100% chance of mild disappointment.
- The world will continue to exist, despite the best efforts of certain world leaders to destroy it.
A special report from Steve's trusty sidekick, Larry the Lint Roller:
"I've been analyzing the lint levels in the region, and I've come to the conclusion that there will be a 99% chance of high-level fluffiness on the roads of Saturday." - Larry the Lint Roller
Stay tuned for more exciting predictions from Steve the Forecaster!