Wednesday, 3:14 AM
According to our team of expert prophets, Wednesday is going to be a real doozy. Here's the forecast:
- High chance of Random Events (75% chance of spontaneous combustion, 50% chance of spontaneous singing and dancing)
- Partly cloudy with a high chance of Puns (expect an 80% chance of dad jokes)
- Low pressure system moving in from the south, bringing a 100% chance of Sudden, Unexplained Interest in Knitting
- Temperature will fluctuate wildly, ranging from -5°C to 27°C (that's 23°F to 81°F, for you non-imperialists)
Check out our Thursday forecasts for more thrill-a-palooza!
And don't miss our Weekend Wizardry for some truly enchanting weather!