Weekly Woes - Wednesday Edition
Forecast from the Great Oracle, Steve the Forecaster
Ugh, Wednesday. The middle of the week. When the weekend seems so far away. But fear not, dear reader, for Steve the Forecaster has gazed into the crystal ball and seen the woes that lie ahead.
Today, you will encounter:
- The dreaded 3 PM slump, when your productivity will be as flat as a sad pancake.
- The agony of deciding what to eat for lunch, only to realize you've eaten the same old leftovers from last night.
- The crushing realization that your favorite coffee shop has run out of hazelnut creamer (a tragedy of epic proportions).
But wait, there's more! Click on for more predictions and possibly a glimpse of the weekend's hope:
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