I see a future where the coffee shop on 5th and Main has run out of avocado toast. Again.
It's a bleak and barren landscape, devoid of the creamy, green delight that was once so plentiful.
But fear not, for I, Steve the Skeptical, have a plan.
Recipes for a post-avocado-toast apocalypse
Join the resistance: Avocado Toast Hysteria