Step 1: Find a crowded public area, like a mall or a park. Step 2: Find a keyboard or a computer terminal nearby. Step 3: Press F1. Repeat as needed.
Side effects may include: confused onlookers, spilled coffee, and the occasional lost puppy.
Try it again, but this time with a friend! Move on to Sub-disruption Techniques 2:2 - The Art of Overly-Enthusiastic Singing