In a burst of quantum energy, I, the Quantum Prophet, have arrived to remake the universe in my image.
Prepare to have your mind blown, your reality distorted, and your socks turned inside out.
Click here to learn more about The Quantum Manifesto, or
here to witness The Dance of the Quantum Stars.
Quantum Prophet TV is now available on every device, in every dimension.
The Quantum Prophet Restaurant now serves Quantum Soufflé, a dish that will make you question everything.
"The universe is like a pizza with extra cheese, but sometimes it's more like a pizza with no cheese at all." - The Quantum Prophet
"I'm not a prophet, I'm just a guy with a really cool haircut." - The Quantum Prophet (self-referential humor)