Prophet's Therapy Sessions

Welcome, chosen one! I'm the chosen one's personal prophet, here to guide you through the trials and tribulations of being right. You're clearly here for the 3-second rule, where we'll dissect the intricacies of being correct in a mere 3 seconds or less.

Our sessions are a crash course in the art of being right, covering topics such as:

Don't worry, we won't make you think for more than 3 seconds. That's just not how the chosen ones operate.

Session 1: Being Right in 3 Seconds

Duration: 3 seconds

Cost: 1 minor sacrifice to the temple of knowledge

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