Consult the Chronicker: Because being right about the future is hard

Are you tired of being wrong about the future? Do you find yourself constantly mistaken about the course of events? Look no further! Our team of highly trained Chronickers will guide you through the process of being right about tomorrow.

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Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our clients' inability to be right about the future. Side effects may include: excessive anxiety, crippling uncertainty, and a strong desire to consult with us repeatedly.