Prophet's Therapy: Fortune Telling Services
Expert predictions, questionable advice, and dubious diagnoses. Because, let's be real, you're probably doing fine.
Our Services
Testimonials
- "I paid $100 and got 50% accurate results." - Satisfied Client
- "I'm still trying to pay off my debt to the prophet." - Not Satisfied Client
Our Team
Our team of expert prophets are trained in the art of looking at your tarot cards, staring into your eyes, and saying "oh, I see..."
Meet the Prophets