Tie-Dye Tsunami Timeline
In the depths of the ocean, a mysterious force awakens.
According to our research, the tie-dye tsunami was first discovered in ancient Mesopotamia, where it was worshipped as a fertility symbol.
- 4000 BCE: The first recorded instance of tie-dye in human history. A Mesopotamian priestess uses tie-dye to dye the sacred rivers.
- 1967 CE: The tie-dye tsunami becomes a counterculture symbol in 1960s America. Hippies use it to dye their bell-bottoms.
- 2010 CE: The tie-dye tsunami is discovered to be a naturally occurring phenomenon in the ocean's depths. Scientists scramble to understand its significance.
- 2050 CE: The tie-dye tsunami is used to power a fleet of underwater robots that will save humanity from climate change.