Underwhelmed

Prophets' About Page

Welcome, seekers of truth, to the underwhelming world of Prophets. We're a group of seers, predictors, and forecasters who have been underwhelmed by the demands of our profession. Our prophecies are more often wrong than right, but we're working on it.

Our Predictions Gone Wrong Understanding Our Methods (or Lack Thereof) Our Therapy Bills Are Piling Up

A shadow of our former selves