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Features:

• Auto-organizes your socks by color, material, and occasion
• Automatically pairs socks, eliminating the dreaded solo sock phenomenon
• Generates stylish, algorithmically-designed sock patterns for a limited time only

Upgrade now and join the sock revolution!