Who Owns the Color Pink?

In a shocking twist, it's not just unicorns and flamingos who claim to own the color pink. A secret society of retired accountants, known as "The Pink Accountants," have been fighting for years to prove that they are, in fact, the rightful owners of this fabulous hue.

According to their website, "PinkAccountants.com," these number-crunching rebels have been studying the color pink for years, analyzing its frequency spectrum, and have come to the conclusion that it is, in fact, 99.9% mathematically proven that pink is 90% theirs.

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